Top Things I Have Learned About Being A Mom

In the last two years I have learned a lot about being a mom from my son, my top faves are as follows....

No matter how hard you try to clean up the canola oil off your floor it will leave a permanent shiny slippery spot on your laminate floor.

permanent Maker does eventually come off the wall with enough scrubbing

Even when you think you have found all of the Uno Cards there are still more to be found

Spilled milkshake makes your car smell REALLY BAD

Never leave the back window in the car rolled down enough for anything to fit through it

A cereal bowl will bounce twice before if breaks.

Contrary to popular belief the dog will snap and growl at you if you poke him with a screw driver

My Electric fireplace and new oven both have heat resistant glass that he can't burn his hand on if he holds it there for too long

Never startle the baby when he is standing on something he's not supposed to be...This will cause him to scare and fall giving him self one heck of a goose egg on his noggin.

If you have enough keys and key chains on your set they will not flush down the toilet.

Speaking of toilets.....Only two sheets will fit in the toilet at a time, and they also do not flush.

No matter how well you think you have fixed something, he will show you it can still be broken

A fan can shoot a piece of lego a long ways.

The dog also does not like it when you try to ride him...Neither does the cat.

When you lose your keys 9 times outta 10 they are at the bottom of the toy box, it is only when you are late for an appointment that they will not be there.

If you drop a heat vent enough times it eventually breaks in half.

No matter how many times you clean the finger prints off the t.v in a day, there will still be some there at the end of the day.

It really hurts when you try and climb up your dresser and it falls on you.

It feels REALLY, REALLY gross when you step on a hot dog.

If you throw a juice box with enough force it will explode and splatter all over the walls and floor.

And the last one I can think of off the top of my head is this:

In the end when it's all said and done its worth it.

Well guys that's all for now. Talk to you Later!!! ;)

C